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155,467 notes9.219:42 AM • Source: shliten

co-ver:

Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house

108,464 notes9.218:41 AM • Source: co-ver

rememberwhenyoutried:

a dystopian future novel where when teenagers come of age they are sorted into what spice girl they resemble, but one day a girl was sporty and baby

27,758 notes9.2010:23 AM • Source: rememberwhenyoutried

protobooty:

protobooty:

How much does it cost to get a pirate’s ears piecered?

A BUCCANEER 

129 notes9.2010:21 AM • Source: protobooty
#oh my god #mary
149,100 notes9.1810:40 PM • Source: iraffiruse

owlmylove:

therewerestarsintheireyes:

so this housewife decided to rewrite the harry potter series into christian books so that her kids wont be reading about witchcraft and i just cant eveN BREATHE BC THIS IS SO HYSTERICAL

read it here:

Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles

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96,437 notes9.189:57 PM • Source: therewerestarsintheireyes
klefable:

shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!

klefable:

shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!

138,485 notes9.189:56 PM • Source: klefable

only 70s kids will remember

(seriously though if you’ve never heard float on by the floaters you’re really missing out on some comedy gold)

1 note9.189:50 PM
#my face #Sara says stuff

floozys:

parental figure: “sit like a lady”

me:

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88,183 notes9.183:36 PM • Source: floozys
5,387 notes9.183:33 PM • Source: ewatsondaily
#well fuck