amoying:

artisticimpact:

amoying:

imagine a world where all living beings coexist with each other, like you go to the market and a bear is packing your groceries. You drive home and you see tulips playing soccer, that’s the world i wanna live in.

try taking acid and you`ll be there

ive drank 6 cups of lemon juice nothing is happening except im pretty sure my teeth are screaming

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Anonymous asked: 4, 9, 35, 50

4.) Did you grow up in a small or big town? Did you like it? Kind of in the middle, it was okay except nORTH CAROLINA ISN’T NEAR ANY BIG CITIES LIKE NO ONE COOL EVER COMES HERE EVER EXCEPT FOR THAT ONE TIME

9.) Most embarrassing moment from your high school years? Not too much has happened yet um maybe when a kid in my english class wore the stupidest hat I had ever seen and I couldn’t stop laughing and everyone was just watching me laughing for five minutes but that wasn’t really embarrassing I’m proud of that

35.) If you had to move to another country, where would you move? Canada, Iceland, or Sweden (but probably Canada)

50.) already answered

vegan-butter asked: for the questions- 5 10 15 20 25 30 35 40 45 50!

5.) Your favorite adult as a child? (and not your parents, if they were your favorite): my uncle Kent, also my godfather. He’s super funny and I’ve always been his favorite and he let me watch spongebob even though my mom hated him for it 

10.)Pirates or ninjas? Why? ninjas because they do all this awesome ass shit and then don’t get any credit for it because they do it silently, that’s some classy ass shit right there

15.)  What’s your most favorite part of your personality? Um I guess how I’m pretty adaptable and can figure out how to get along with almost anyone, or at least be under the impression that I am

20.) Margarine or butter? Which did you grow up with? Butter for both

25.) Would you wear a rainbow jacket? A neon yellow sweater? Checkered pants? I wore a flying squirrel suit to school I think we’ve passed that point

30.) The latest you’ve ever slept? I think 11:30 (AM)

35.) How far can you throw a baseball? Pretty fucking far, I think. I played softball for 6 years I broke a girl’s nose with a throw once they used to call me shotgun I wish I was joking

40.)  Do you like horror movies? How about thrillers? Nope, saw the trailer for human centipede one time, that’s about all I can deal with

45.) Do you want to get married? Have kids?  Definitely want to get married, not sure about kids

50.) Post 5 awesome things about yourself. BRAG AWAY! Um okay

-my hair’s texture is pretty great but no one gets to see it because my hair’s always up

-I can write silly songs super fucking fast

-I have some of the best insults known to mankind in my brain

-I’m really good at picking friends, like wow you guys are great

-I’m pretty okay at singing kind of I mostly just really like doing it but that’s pretty great in itself

chickensandwich:

iron man 24: he is rusting

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I wish I was a penguin just so I could say “waddle waddle wADDLOAD OF BALONEy” every time I was upset

dirtylittledamsel:

I Should’ve Saved That Gif When I Had The Chance Because Now I Can’t Find It: The Musical

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nevvzealand:

i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around

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